"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
*white girl posts her chapped lips and dirty septum*
*has thousands of notes*
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS