the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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the-plaid-princess stability
This is nice

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

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conflictingharry fake-mermaid

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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kismaayo joshpeck

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

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sweatlikekeith joshpeck

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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mysticaljew fake-mermaid
myacidicdecent paige-julia
niggasandcomputers:

flex
etudes-studio whateverlex
palebros:

this is my favourite post i’ve ever seen
palebros officialfrenchtoast

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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graveyardhorr0r justtheladyinblack

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

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goodenoughforjazz schloong
im-heem penishole