officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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memewhore im-not-here-im-not-me

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puesmevienedeperlas fuckyeah1990s
awwww-cute:

Kitten is nothing but love from nose to toes
onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
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rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

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thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
omg-humor deanwinchesterscock
solomonfletcher:

a big stupid idiot crush
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kingjaffejoffer penishole

snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

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