annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE
  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon

When a guy I’ve fucked says “let me ask you something” I know he’s gonna ask me if his dick was a good size

hedlunds:

stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

letskiss-alot:

how to sext
im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B
candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.